go When encountering heavy snow in Qingcheng Mountain, the steps on the ground are wet and dirty. Occasionally, people who have benches in the hall are also occupied by elderly parents or parents with children. I was really tired and couldn't find a place, so I found a real man who didn't have much incense and knelt in front of him to rest for more than ten minutes.
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@The plane is too high to fight: do you have a wish? After all, you can't kneel in vain after kneeling for so long
@Lan Shanhu: It's the first time to laugh after watching for so long. Ha ha
@Crossing the clouds: Wow, no one has come to me for a long time. I must bless you!
@Mango game: too cute, short and funny! Ha ha ha
@Eng
@Kitty: Remembering the similar joke I saw last time, a woman put a pile of food and drink in front of the small shrine in the ground beside the mountain road and said, "Give it all to you, I can't remember it."
travel On the way, I and some funny friends couldn't find the subway station. We are all unreliable. No one looked up the map, and no one wanted to ask the passer-by. I had an idea: "We will follow the crowd, and we will find the subway station." Everyone expressed their ingenious plan. Then we walked on and on, and gradually found something was wrong. There were fewer and fewer people. I don't know when we will only have a single woman in front of us. So it turned out that five or six big men followed a young woman. The big men were all wretched. The beautiful women were pretty. The beautiful women also found something wrong. They walked faster and faster. Later they started to run. We can't let the last one go. At least ask the way. So we followed, and the end was good. The beauty ran into the subway station and disappeared. We had to get on the subway as we wished. everybody ' s happy.
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@Slow torture:
My mother once chased a child playing in the community because she confessed her mistake. She ran and shouted“ ❌❌ (My name), don't run ", which scared the child to look back and run. My mother ran more and more angry, and shouted at the innocent child. A 6-year-old child ran faster than my mother at the critical moment, and finally disappeared in a corner..... When my mother came home, she asked me aloud what I was running for. (The experience is similar to that of brother.)
One day I was driving to a fishing village to eat seafood on the highway of a coastal town, when an uncle of a battery car 50 meters from the right dropped a paper box on the back seat. He didn't find the shrimp on the box. So three of us rolled down the window of the car. The car slowly slowed down and approached, then shouted at Uncle, and the shrimp fell off! The shrimp fell off! The shrimp fell off! Uncle is confused
Ten seconds later, Uncle: You are so blind! I'm not in your way again! Go away quickly A smart right turn disappeared in sight We were left walking straight, and our faces were confused
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@ Kongming latern So did you eat shrimp that day?
@ Computer board "Dude, you lost your cigarette." "You just castrated it."
@ Sweater : If you use our dialect key to read yu (two tones) si (two tones) luo da, you will not be misunderstood. So I didn't see why the teacher was angry at the beginning
Travel? No, I was on a business trip with my colleagues again. In the morning, when I was waiting for the bus at the platform, a beautiful woman fell down not far from us. I said to my colleague: You have been single for so many years, just like other losers, you don't know how to seize the opportunity. Now the opportunity comes, go! At my instigation, my colleague came up and asked: Are you all right? Beauty: Nothing. My colleague replied: Take two steps if you have nothing to do
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@ Pity : You deserve to be single all your life
@ Little girl, no girl : Suddenly I remembered one thing: once I had a meal with a classmate. It was strangely cold that day. I didn't wear much that day. My brother was single for many years. The reason for eating that day was that a girl he was after didn't agree with him. He was very sad, so he called me out for a chat. Later, when I came back to our bus station for dinner, I was frozen, I thought: How can I wear the clothes he wore. I said: It's so cold today. I'm freezing to death. Then my brother used his hand to pull the clothes up: Yes, it was very cold. From then on, I knew why some people became lonely
front Two days go Hainan Tourism Yes, I saw a coconut tree, a small fruit. Asked if the tour guide could eat it, the tour guide solemnly replied that it could be eaten, but it would be poisoned.
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@ Eat barbecue The words of the tour guide... have a story
@ micronasole I once saw a river by car and asked the driver if he could swim in the river. Answer: Of course, but many people drowned
@ Christian Then the question arises: What are the inedible things?
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